The Jockstrap Double Standard: Why Modern Men Should Wear Sexy Underwear (NSFW)
expecting ‘oh boy, another strawman argument’… no, more like ‘odd title, misses something.’ seems it’s not ‘why men should’, but ‘why men should be able to… without everyone dying from terminal giggles’, most mens underwear is supportive, otherwise ridiculously boring, i mean, REALLY REALLY REALLY boring, might find something interesting in the leather genitorture section of the nearest fetish shop, but that’s about it. it’s much like bras, primarily functional, running around, various globes bouncing around, flapping in the breeze, things get hit, or snagged. like, for men, most men, bras would be a functionless accessory, same as with womens panties, there’s no actual function beside keeping sweat pant fuzzies from getting into uncomfortable crevices.
i find jock straps tortuously uncomfortable, so i’ve been thinking of wearing some like that nutpouch only style, but modified so it only goes around the waist, on my fat ass, ain’t nobody thinkin ‘sexaaay, gotta get some o that booty’, more like shrieks of terror, maybe i’ll lose the gut and hank hill ass some day though :(